“I went with Kaner’s and I knew Patrick would get a chuckle of out that.” - Mama Sharp rocks another Patrick’s jersey.
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I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.
Accidental performance art: priceless
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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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i found
Jonathan Toews’ schedule
THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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How painfully accurate.
Glad someone has a picture of this, a very rare sighting of hockey on ESPN
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| me during the summer: | is today wednesday or sunday |
lk8n:
Oh god I shouldn’t have made it cause it was all sentimental moment with the Cup but I couldn’t help it seriously guys
That ass
Found it!
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I WAS FUCKING GONNA TAKE A NICE PICTURE BUT I FUCKING BROKE THE CHAIR
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when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
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1. Do Not Try and Make Plans with Me on Game Nights.
2. Do Not Call Me During Periods.. Wait Until Intermissions.
3. Not Watching and Don’t Know When the Intermissions Are? Check Online.
4. If You Come and Watch the Game with Me, Don’t Ask Me Questions. Just Watch and Enjoy.
5. There is No Volume Control. No I Will Not Quiet the Fuck Down.
6. Bringing Beer Will Give You 1 Free Pass for a Question During the Game. Just 1.. Don’t Get Ahead of Yourself Here.
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“I went with Kaner’s and I knew Patrick would get a chuckle of out that.” - Mama Sharp rocks another Patrick’s jersey.
I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and...
i found
Jonathan Toews’ schedule
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